Schmecky

Penis, a man's sexual organ.
a.k.a. Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

My schmecky is only two inches long, but your mom didn't seem to care.

by BM49045 October 4, 2005

Schmuck

Real meaning of Schmuck

Schmuck- in American English is a pejorative term meaning one who is stupid or foolish, or an obnoxious, contemptible or detestable person.

Donald Trump is such a Schmuck for using this word against minorities .

by Fitnessence August 26, 2017

schmeckler

A little penis

Awww look at Alex's little schmeckler

by Dave o' Dave January 28, 2014

Schmuckle

Someone who insults you and then gives you affection immediately after, so they don’t get slapped.

My boyfriend is a schmuckle.

by Whorehey Jones June 29, 2019

shmuck schmuck

penis. Originally means jewelry in yiddish, hence 'family jewels' and thus 'prick'

the shlamiel is a shmuck

by klidenengro January 30, 2004

Schmeckel

Alternative spelling: Schmeckle.

Currency in the Rick and Morty universe.

Schmeckel: "My name is Slippery Stairs, I'll take you down there for 25 Shmeckels." (S1E5)

by saralesarale March 11, 2019

Schmuck Fucker

1) One for whom fucks Schmucks

"Person's Name" is a schmuck fucker.

by Davjones January 12, 2009