Sour Ana The Spanner

Sour Ana the spanner: (Ana Gordon) She is that bitch ass sub at Carshalton college who thinks shes fit, smart and sexy but in reality she has the IQ of a tea bag and is wrinkly like 1 aswell.

Marcos: Whos that old women over there walking like shes all hot!?

Raul: ughh! Thats sour Ana the spanner. Here she goes boasting about all her boyfriends again!

Marcos: Ewwww such a hoe innit.

by Xxest96xX July 9, 2018

swanner

Swanner: An obnoxious person that casually strolls into restaurants, shops and aeroplanes, regardless of the cost.

He's a swanner! He just returned from Barbados and he's already booking new first class tickets.

by Professor Andrew May 8, 2017

fuck spanner

A phrase originally coined by Phill, aka. D.I. Doozer.

Literally means 'complete penis'.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete fuck spanner.

by Ti September 3, 2004

Spannering

Any form of mechanical work on a vehicle, be it a bicycle, motorcycle, car or even a lawnmower.

"What did you do at the weekend?"

"I spent all weekend in the garage spannering, got the car running again by Sunday"

by Arfski July 9, 2012

spannerhead

One whos head is full of spanners

What a spannerhead

by ultimasimon June 16, 2004

spanner

A nickname for a foxy girlfriend -

I call her spanner because every time she touches me, my nuts go tight

by AussieDave September 30, 2005

spannered

To make a right royal mess of things. When one would not have thought it possible.

Einstein spannered his IQ test and only got a result of 54. People thought that he was an idiot for years. (Not true - used for illustration purposes only).

by Edd Rayner January 16, 2004