Fire-proof Dick

A great invention that allows for guilt-free rawdawgging, fire-proof dick provides men with invisible protection against STD's and pregnancy. *Rarely used

Guy: "Ay Logan you been rawdawggin lately?"
Rawdawg champ: "Pshh what you think mayne?"
Guy: "Good thing you got that fire-proof dick"
Rawdawg champ: "...(smiles)"
Guy: "You didn't use it did you?"
Rawdawg champ: "It takes all the fun out of it. I like having that little 'challenge'.."

by RD champ September 15, 2009

Akano-proof

Creating something even retards can use without having to ask a regular person for help.

You can look at websites, food and even transport!

the following things are akano-proof:
google
bread
wheel

by cool_s July 27, 2010

Sammie-Proof

Making something extremely simple for a sammie to be able to make it/survive it. Usually used when playing video games.

Did you remember to sammie-proof it? Sammie won't be able to complete it otherwise.

by Sparta <3 June 13, 2018

tinder-proofing

The process of ensuring ones self or partner is less desirable to the another person by either:
1) Feeding them to gain weight

2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable

My girlfriend keeps feeding me constantly. I think she is tinder-proofing me so no one else will find me desirable

I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.

by CatchingAThanh June 18, 2018

Stephy-proof

Something that is able to be touched by a Stephanie and not break. some examples would be plates and dishes in general, bounce houses, children, or the like that can stand up to a Stephanie.

"I hit the plate up against the sink really hard and it didn't break!"
-Stephanie
the plate has been stephy-proofed

by Toe Fur November 10, 2010

poofy

the description of wild hair that needs a leash.

Girl, your hair is so poofy that your mom got caught in it a week ago and shes still trying to get out.

by heather <3.* February 10, 2005

proof

The term comes from the practice of adding gun powder to an alcoholic liquid and putting a match to it. If the powder ignited then the drink was "Proven". Now is used to show the alcohol content of a beverage. It is calculated by multiplying the % of alcohol in a drink by 2. Ergo, the max proof of an alcoholic drink is 200.

Despite the beers lower proof than the Everclear, if you beerbong 13, you still pass out.

by The Reverend Dr. Syn June 8, 2005