prickly pear 

A testicle or testicles that sport semi regrowth,

Freddy: "What's with you scratching yourself all the time bro?"

Joe: "Ah it's nothin, just got a bit of a prickly pear is all."

prickly pear by Badgery March 2, 2008

Asian Pear 

One who is sexy, black, and wears one lucky, yellow sock. Tends to also wear glasses and is very artistic. Many freshman girls adore him and tend to become speechless in his presence. Also loves Beyonce.

Aka Rakim

Freshman 1: "What are you looking at?"

Freshman 2: "Oh, Asian Pear. He is wearing a blue shirt today."

Freshman 1: "Oooh"

Freshman 2: *sigh...*

Asian Pear by Creepy Freshman January 23, 2011

gone pear-shaped

originates from: when a woman gets older, her breasts shrivel up and arse blooms out, giving her a figure shaped like a pear

means: its all gone wrong

see also: tits up

"oh bloody hell, its all gone pear shaped"

gone pear-shaped by itcreaks June 28, 2004

gone pear-shaped

if something has gone wrong, it has gone pear shaped

shit man. I was doing so well then it all went pear-shaped

gone pear-shaped by Paul Burton June 29, 2004

Prickly Pear Cactus 

When a guy shaves his pubes and lets it grow out until it reaches 5 o'clock shadow. Shortly after, get a blow job from a chick and before you're about to bust grab the back of her head and rub her face all over your prickly pubes. The result is a rug burned faced with jizz dripping from her nostrils and mouth.

I brought that a bitch prickly pear cactus as a house warming gift.

Prickly Pear Cactus by Zebrarez October 16, 2014

Purple pear 

A severely infected penis that is comparable to the blue waffle (see blue waffle)

Jordan had sex with Emily now he has a purple pear and can barely walk.

Purple pear by Korn1989 May 3, 2013

Ripe pear 

A very rotund person who smells a little.

Joe: How was your flight?
Lisa: Awful! I was seated next to a ripe pear.

Ripe pear by Mien Kampf-the revised version September 2, 2015