Positive feelings

1. A wank

2. An orgasm via any means.

“Was he trying to sext for some positive feelings?”

“We are going to get some positive feelings tonight.”

“I was getting some positive feelings with my vibrator.”

by Iknowerrythang September 26, 2021

HIV Positive

This is a way of determining whether or not your friend is completely and totally sure of themselves when they are explaining something to you. Please see the examples for further explanation.

"Hey Tommy whats going on?"

"Jimmy I've got some bad news... The pigs went through our lockers today and found Adam's crack"

"Tommy.. Are you positive??"

"Yeah!"

"Are you HIV POSITIVE?"

"Yeah!"

"Damn!"

by CHALK111111 June 24, 2013

positive pablo

A person that always thinks positively and brings the good side of things into view.

Man that guy is such a positive pablo, he makes taking the trash out fun!

by smellietoe June 22, 2010

Positive Confrontation

A b.s. catchphrase used by HR folks. Coined by an author who wanted to sound smart and sell books. The phrase is currently popular among HR folks who want to sound trendy.

You should welcome positive confrontation among teammates.
I would like to positively confront all HR people who use this stupid phrase and tell them it's a bunch of shit.

by GrammaAnna December 2, 2019

unconditional positive self regard

Unconditional positive self regard is a condition common among athletes, politicians, and celebrities in general where their high regard for themselves is unconditional, even in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

That cornerback with "unconditional positive self regard" got burned for three touchdowns, hasn't made a tackle all day, was benched twice for blown coverage and now that he has intercepted a meaningless hail Mary off a third string quarterback with two seconds left with his team behind 42-0 he's celebrating like he won the Super Bowl.

by mossiears September 16, 2013

Thinking Positive

To hope someone tests positive

Alex: Hope said to think positive because she was thinking positive
Also Alex: I hope Charles tests positive for Covid

by APersonWhoHatesCharles July 26, 2020

Dude Positive

Dude Positive is a descriptor for people who are fine with being referred to as dude.

1:"Are you dude positive?"
2:"Yeah, you can call me dude"

by Calvin:"^) April 6, 2021