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Pwede

A common usual term in Filipino/tagalog language that literally means "Possible".

Now, an incredibly flirtatious, yet addictive, meme that spread like wildfire locally in Manila, and pop-culture centered places. Usually placed and put in a position, wherein a topic is false and untrue, but if it was true, the situation would make it even better and it'd be a great feat to it.

Can, and at one point has, been used in other countries, too. Just make 'em sure that you got it from UrbanDictionary. Hehehe.
Eyyo, brotha'. AC3 has a modernized, techie theme to it, with guns and rockets, right? 8'D
.....Hmmm... Pwede~ x3
What.
Dudestfu. Check it out on Urban Dictionary. C;
by JackyNgauff July 14, 2010
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paedophiling

To paedophile someone.
The art of being a paedophile.
Old man: *wink wink*
Little girl: STOP PAEDOPHILING ME!
by Stephanie November 12, 2004
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paedo swirl

Using the swirl effect in photoshop to distort an image, but just enough that someone else can unswirl it to result in the original image. Given its name after the infamous paedophile Christopher Paul Neil.
Chris: "I need to conceal my identity, so I can show these underage Korean girls my cock"
Budd: "Use the swirl effect in photoshop. And have it set to paedo swirl setting."
by Mr Stamper November 2, 2007
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paweena

Origin: Thailand

Type of woman who goes for married men with money to fulfill her lifestyle. She is the kind that does not want to work for her cash, and would rather live off others to support her financially.
Guy 1: Why are you broke all the time, dude?
Guy 2: Man, I found out I was dating a paweena... she sucked my wallet dry!

"She doesn't love him. She's only after his cash. Such a paweena, right?"
by Faosab April 11, 2018
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paedophile

correct spelling for a man who likes or fantasises of sex with young children. Much like a vampire, he lurks in the night. When a child is struck, that child will itself become a recluse and eventually a paedophile, passing it on to any they strike. The only known cure is a stake though the heart or castration. Must be separated form 'regular' prisoners while in jail for their crimes, otheriwse their life expectancy is about 2 days before they get nonce bashed.
Dude1: A peadophile on msn tried to get me to meet up with him in the park after dark!
Dude2: I got peadophiled once when i was 5. My dad says when i'm older ill turn into one
by Gwando November 9, 2003
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Paedosmile

defined as a smile where the corners of the perpetrator's mouth are raised similar to a smirk or that of one reminiscing pleasant taudry behaviours.
Contrary to widespread psycho-babble and paedo-sympathizers, all paedophiles are the evil excrement of society and should be eliminated promptly via castration.
Commonly seen in police 'mug' shots of male child-sex offenders, male school teachers, priests, truck-drivers, scout masters, summer camp staff, elite school prefects and similar such 'Charlie Chesters' (cockney slang for child molester).
If encountered, either run with all haste or attempt to remove said smile using precise applied force with blunt objects until wearer unconcious, or better deceased.
Hank Eisses (5 yrs for raping a 13-year-old boy), Victor Vazquez (both arseholes killed by a local hero), John Couey, accused of the assault and murder of Jessie Lunsford -- Onstott -- police say he killed Sarah Lundy, 13 years old.
Couey, Schwartzmiller, Avila, Duncan, Onstott, Richard Allen Davis. In case you don`t remember those names, what about these? Polly Klaas, Samantha Runyon, Jessie Lunsford, Shasta and Dylan Groene, Megan Kanka, Sarah Michelle (ph) Lundy, all dying at the hands of convicted child molesters and all wore a paedosmile
by Patrick Blurton September 26, 2006
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