Snatch patch

Group of nasty slutty bitches.

Look at that snatch patch over there

by Austin Bissell February 4, 2015

Bad patch

A extremely long period where everything that can go wrong does .

It's a fucking bad patch

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 3, 2020

Harold patch

a skin disease that itches really bad.

My Harold patch is creepy and itchy and grosses out all the girls at the bar.

by Harold Patch February 21, 2009

Bad patch

A extremely long period where everything that can go wrong does .

It's a fucking bad patch

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 3, 2020

Pumpkin Patch

An unwanted patch of zits on the forehead.

Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!

by Shrekiskek March 8, 2018

Patch licker

A woman who will do just about anything (fucking, sucking, cleaning, be a house mouse, licking your boots, etc.) to date a "patchholder." (members of a motorcycle club (MC)). Will do anything the man or MC wants. Looking to score a steady boyfriend ("old man") but rarely happens cause everyone knows she is a patch licker. She hangs around only for the status of being seen with a badass patchholder and/or MC.

Dude: Man, that chick is hot! Check her out.

Patch holder: She's a patch licker. Good for a one nighter, not old lady material. But on the upside, she will do anything you want.

by OneRide October 20, 2012

Piss Patch

The wet spot in the crotch area of a guy's pants when he rushes the process of urination, tucking it back in before fully drained. The resulting after-dribble causes a tell tale wet spot, or Piss Patch.

Dave came out of the bathroom at the party with a Piss Patch on the front of his pants, resulting in the creation of his new nickname, "Piss Patch Boy".

by Timmer Tim Tim January 22, 2014