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Pawtism

Noun Paw-Tism
A pseudocondition conceived by stupid uneducated individuals whom are so diluted to believe their pet may develop the canine/feline variant of autism secondary to vaccination (Which DO NOT cause autism in any species)
Since I am a moron and think vaccines cause autism, ever since I vaccinated my dog I have been worried he developed pawtism.
by ColmMcC October 9, 2018
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america's pastime

1. Bombing dictatorships

2. Cleaning up other countries when they shit in the bed and the stench spills over.

3. Pissing off Europe in through this process because its funny, and because we know they're no longer relevant to anywhere outside their own continent. They've yet to realize otherwise.
America's Pastime:
1. "Hey we just bombed another genocidal asshole. Ha ha!"

2. "Hey we just bombed another genocidal terrorist-harboring asshole! Ha ha!"

3. Europeans: "Stop bombing genocidal maniacs and terrorist assholes you Nazis! Why can't you be like us and realize a country of 10 million assfucked slaves over the course of generations is good, while 300,000 civilian casualties to place a democracy is equal to hitler!"

US jingoist: "HA HA!" <points and laughs>
by American Exceptionalist May 23, 2010
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pastes

a small painted area that covers nipples
Every strip joint i go to the girls are wearing pastes.
by banchi May 17, 2006
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pastin

pastin is when you a cooler then cool, or flyer then fly. pastin means to be above the rest. the best peson ever or just lookin fly. you can use it whenever you wanna make yourslf sound better.
i got my new shades now everyone thinks that im pastin.
by kay45644564 May 24, 2010
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Anal Pastie

Dervived from an Asshole, and the shit that comes out of it, an anal pastie is what someone is usually considered to eat if they are a shit eater, or lick peoples arseholes (figuratively). Anal pastie is usually used as follows...
Goddamn,
Bob, you really do eat your Dads anal pasties don't you. You lick more ass than a hungry blind canine.

Or

Fucking hell James, did you want to eat anymore of his/her anal pasties? You shitraping motherfucking poo prodder.
by Profanosaurus September 17, 2008
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Partisan

A term used by people that don’t know nuance.
Your ideas on Social Darwinism sound partisan.
by cretiv2u December 29, 2019
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partisan

n. a kickass type of spear. Check out Final Fantasy VII for it, it's one of Cid's weapons.
Partisan can be purchased in Mideel for 18,000 gil.
by Daniel Richards March 21, 2004
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