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touch of a paedophile

touch of a paedophile
A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.
When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that was the touch of a paedophile.
by Richard Slatcher July 25, 2008
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paedophile

Scum sucking piece of shit who preys on children for their sexual pleasure
1. He's a paedophile and should have his nuts cut off.
2. He's a convicted paedophile and as such will probably have his nuts cut off when he gets to prison.
by urbankhaos May 17, 2003
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paedophile

A Paedophile is also known as Pedo Paedo Paedophile or Kiddie Fiddler

It's common in Britian to say Nonce

Definition: You
Person 1 Hey, why was Boris Johnson arrested?

Person 2 Oh, he noncd a kid.

Person 3 Oh shit, I best be on the run!

Person 2 Why?

Person 3 I'm an offending paedophile - I noncd a kid!
by 6Kiddie Fiddler9 March 8, 2020
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Jump off the page

The literal meaning of the phrase is to go beyond a conventional bio-data (curriculum vitae). The parallel meaning is to dazzle with one's life experience.
Marilyn monroe did jump off the page to hollywood superstardom from her struggling days of a stripper.
by vivek.b.nair May 8, 2011
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Pageant answer

An answer to a question that sounds like something you'd hear at a beauty pageant.
Do you like cats?

I love all the animals of the world.

What a pageant answer...
by MaskedSinger November 5, 2010
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Paedo

Short for 'paedophile'. One who molests young children.
*Walking down the street when a men grabs a five year old child's ass. Somebody spots this and shouts "PAEDO!"*
by G November 23, 2003
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One Pager

A corporate term for a document of no more than one page but containing approx 30 pages of data but squashed in, with small type font, so that no one can read it or interpret it anyway!
Great deck but can you summarise it in a "one pager"!
by Kel_Rocks October 9, 2009
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