arie'onsty

She is a beautiful, funny, and smart girl. Every time you ask her if she can be your friend she will always say yes even though you are ugly. Arie'onsty is my best friend since elementary school, 4th grade.

BASED ON A TRUE STORY
Jamela 1: Hhhh....iii
Arie'onsty 2: Hi
Jamela 1: Caa..nn you be my my my friend, please.
Arie'onsty 2: Sure.
Jamela 1: THANK YOU!
Arie'onsty 2: You're welcome. You don't have to be scared, I have your back.

THE END

by ARIE'ONSTY September 23, 2019

Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.

He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.

by t joey November 7, 2019

Bob’s Onslaught

the best mod ever

“I’m so cool, I play Bob’s Onslaught!”

by hellophlox July 29, 2021

hop on onslaught

A term usually for cuddling with your friend
The other person is incapable of denying it.

Hey snowie, wanna hop on onslaught
Sure mg

by snowiedev September 23, 2023

Sonic Onset Adventure

liars, lying, thief, thiefs, morons, a group of people that don't know how to respect others and are overall the definition of bad

these people are just like Sonic Onset Adventure!

by sanikdud May 28, 2021

ONSD

Oh No She Didn't!!

Tasha: Bitch has fake azz extensions.
Latoya: ONSD!

by Mamasgotback August 9, 2010

teenager's parent onset dementia

The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.

It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.

by 1bigreg November 21, 2011