ontheimer's

degenerative, age-related disease that impairs an individual's ability to procrastinate, often brought on by fits of responsibility and consideration for the time of others, ultimately resulting in being on time for any appointment or deadline.

He used to say he'd be there in 10 minutes, which I knew meant an hour, but he was actually there in 10! His ontheimer's must be setting in.

I think her retirement triggered her ontheimer's. Marriage might be the only cure, or a subscription to a cute kittens channel on YouTube.

by layer14 April 29, 2010

Onehandedqwerty

The collective noun (like pack of wolves, herd of cows, and murder of crows) for cybersluts....those interesting women we all meet in chatrooms and on other social networking sites.

Tom: You look like shit this morning. Did that onehandedqwerty of yours keep you up all night?

Jerry: Yeah...hand me that pot of coffee

by CROTALUS July 30, 2010

onehita

someone who always tries to smoke the weed in one hit

friend 1: "yo pass that bowl"
friend 2: "ok one second"

friend 1: "the bowls ash man and i just packed it. What the hell you (onehita) pack another!"
friend 2: "dude i have none."

by onehita September 25, 2013

oneshit

noun, a story with one chapter (oneshot), which was absolute bullshit.

person A: »Wow, that oneshot was really bad!«
person B: »I guess it’s an oneshit then.«

by avasabrina February 13, 2018

onetap.su

Superior hack by superior gamers clearly superior

random: are you using onetap.su?
me: yea
random: omg ur such a superior gamer wtf

by CyteX January 1, 2019

Oneteen

Oneteen is the misspelled word of Eleven
Eleven is 10+1
Oneteen is also 10+1

What is the misspelled word of eleven
Oneteen

by One-Thousand-Twenty-Four Tile September 17, 2021

Oneteen

A new word for 11

I'm oneteen and your age

by 459395 March 3, 2022