False Modesty

To Tell everyone that what you did is bad , knowning all the way that what you did is good , just so everybody says the opposite .
Usualy used by women .

Number One :
EmoGothgirl666 : OMG , My blog is made of shit >_< (By The Way , eveyone is made of)
EmoboyLestatDarkness : Don't say that , it's great ^^ !!! !! !!
Useful Idiot : Stop talking shit -_- .
We don't need False Modesty around here ...

Number Two :
GeekBeauty : I'm not good looking , I'm ugly >_____<
D00D : No , you really are :Shamed: ^^' !! ! !!! !! !

by Salmoneus July 13, 2007

Modesto Dude!

1. battle cry heard in Call of Duty or Battlefields.

2. When something sick happens in Modesto.

I saw someone get robbed today!" Where at? "In Modesto Dude!"

by Harry Potter's Daddy November 7, 2010

Ur ancestor a molester

An insult that has never seen before. This insult over stands any insults thrown at you in mankind, even in the known universe.

1: ur mum gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur granny tranny
2: no u
1: well your grandpap a trap
2: ur ancestor a molester
1: "explodes into dust, immediately in hell"

by Linkusdinkus March 15, 2018

Molester Moustache

A sadistically thick moustache stretched across and limply hanging to the side of the grinning maw of a white man, preferably one that drives a van with no windows.

Damn, that dude rocks the molester moustache like R-Kelly at a Girl Scout Camp.

by Penguin July 22, 2003

Molestation

Two definitions:

1- Rape of sexual assault.

2- What you yell when you grab someone suddenly without warning.

1- Your mom was convicted in that molestation case.

2-

Figure.10: *sneaks up behind you*

You: "la la la.."

Figure.10: *launches!*

You: "AHH HOLY SHIT!!"

Figure.10: "Molestaion!!!"

by Figure.10 June 30, 2009

Modesto Christian

A private school in modesto known for recruiting athletes, mainly basketball players, throughout the central valley that enjoys beating up on small schools and losing to teams of equal or slightly worst talent.

Modesto Christian has 3 players on their team going to D 1 schools, another playing small college ball, and one of the top freshman in the nation i think its guanteed they will win division 4 state title.

Don't get too excited they lost to Branson a team comprised of less talented white guys that actually plays defense.

by Modestoian October 9, 2009

molesturbation

The act of molesting an underage version of one's self, thus fulfilling the acts of both molestation and masturbation. Possible only through time travel.

Randy worked feverishly through the night on his time machine, fueled by dreams of molesturbation.

by cos7a August 18, 2010