microbiotic

Teeny-tiny stuff that is alive.

Lots of plankton is microbiotic.

by Definition of Urban Dictionary January 20, 2016

micromeme

A micromeme is any meme that does not involve our girlfriends (cybergirlfriends included)
Memes involving real life
Memes involving police
Memes involving delivery to our house
Memes involving family or personal life

I sooo micromemed kyle! I made him commit suicide on cam!

by 69dankmemes September 2, 2016

microlesson

A short, effective, live tutoring session with BITS/IITians powered by HashLearn to help students clear their doubts instantly and hence never get stuck during their studies.

I aced the Physics exam thanks to microlessons!

by cyberspark July 27, 2016

Micropenis

Ian Gully's Penis

Ian paid a hooker to suck his Micropenis, but she died of laughter.

by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016

micromeowler

The first stage in the meowler lifecycle, also known as a meowlerling or meowler larva.

My meowlerette gave birth to healthy litter of micromeowlers.

by Sky Commander Winkie August 15, 2017

Micropenisia

A strange discease caused when you haven't hit puberty for a while. Usually means you have a small penis and not one person wants it. Also means that your friends aren't really your friends and are always talking s##t behind your tiny chode...
Example: You have Micropenisia!

"You have Micropenisia you reject! "
"No I don't it's a condition ok!"

by Manhunt2Magoo YT May 24, 2018

Microbrand Shy

When a customer refuses to order from any business which advertises itself online through Google ads, Instagram, Facebook and the like because s/he had a bad experience when s/he ordered from another business which advertised itself in a similar manner. A lot of the businesses which use ultra-targeted social media marketing are microbrands which tend to indulge in practices such as just-in-time manufacturing and dropshipping. Thus most Instagram (et al) users have experienced the 'Purchase made from China without knowing it' - that is, they ordered through an Instagram ad which promised a company based in your country, delivery within 2 weeks and a no-quibble refund policy. When their order finally arrived months later from the Far East, the sizes were all wrong, the quality was much lower than expected and, since there's usually little customer service to speak of with these companies, asking for a refund was like trying to get blood out of a stone.

Customers who have experienced such frustrations are 'Once bitten, twice shy'; even though there might be some very good businesses who offer good quality products and stellar customer service out there advertising themselves on Instagram, they are very reluctant to risk a repeat of the last time they ordered from a business they thought was legit.

"Hey, check out this great deal on jeans and custom T-Shirts!"
"No way, last time I ordered T-Shirts from an online ad they were 2 sizes small and 2 months late. I'm Microbrand Shy."

by Sue858 May 29, 2018