heterosexual male who breaks with stereotypical male behavior by clinging to aestethics more than is accepted by the average testosterone level.
by Nescio December 27, 2004
Get the Metrosexual mug.A (straight or gay) male who is not just concerned with personal hygiene, fashion, style,etc., he is obssesed with it. He is self-absorbed and narcissistic. He might enter a bar or club and thinks that everyone wants to screw him, be him, or worship him. This does not mean they are attractive, though most have appealing qualities. They look down on their sexual counterpart male or female and believe them to be insignificant. They may seem very selective in their sexual partners but it's a lie. They are bonafide whores. If you are "lucky" to get a couple nights of sex out of them don't get excited. They bore easily.
Side note: Not All Gays Are Metrosexual! Some gays don't eat gourmet foods wear cologne, and listen to Bach etc. Some gays finds these thing repulsive. e.g(Butch gays/lesbians)
Side note: Not All Gays Are Metrosexual! Some gays don't eat gourmet foods wear cologne, and listen to Bach etc. Some gays finds these thing repulsive. e.g(Butch gays/lesbians)
Scene: Mixed gay/straight Bar/Club
Joe: Hi. My name is joe. The food here is great.
Metrosexual: (very wide smile)dude, i'm not gay.
Joe: Cool. Dindnt ask you all that information.
Metrosexual: Haha! Sure, sure. I dont blame you. I get in trouble coming to these gay establishments. (looks overly excited that he is attractive to someone. Mission Accomplished!)
Joe: Hi. My name is joe. The food here is great.
Metrosexual: (very wide smile)dude, i'm not gay.
Joe: Cool. Dindnt ask you all that information.
Metrosexual: Haha! Sure, sure. I dont blame you. I get in trouble coming to these gay establishments. (looks overly excited that he is attractive to someone. Mission Accomplished!)
by scary herb March 7, 2007
Get the metrosexual mug.by Tracey December 8, 2003
Get the metrosexual mug.Person who is sexually attracted to, and often has intercourse with buses, subways and other mass transit vehicles.
by Tom Sheehan March 30, 2008
Get the metrosexual mug.A man that takes care of his body like a woman. For example; laser hair removal treatments, waxings, makeup. Pedicures and manicures. He enjoys body lotions and professional massages. May or may not paint his toenails. Myself for example; I'm a metrosexual who paints his toenails blue, purple, or any color I feel like at the time wants; I get brazilian laser treatments, use body lotions; also professional massages to relieve body aches and stress; I do not wear make-up that's my own personal line I I will not cross. I also get leg waxings. Yet another man may only wear make-up yet do none of the other things, I just mentioned. Every man is different and all have their own unique tastes in how you feel comfortable in your own skin. And really that's all it's really about, being comfortable in our own skin; were are all different all unique. It's basically accepting who you are and not caring what other people think.
That guy who just left the Nail Spa is he gay or WTF! No he's just Metrosexual. I know the guy he's just high maintenance!
by xbox360blue October 26, 2015
Get the Metrosexual mug.Look at that man, he a metrosexual.
by swifty007 January 24, 2016
Get the metrosexual mug.A man that takes care of his body like a woman. For example; laser hair removal treatments, waxings, makeup. Pedicures and manicures. Now not all metrosexual men have to do all these things together to be labeled as such. He also enjoys body lotions and professional massages. Another only paint his toenails. Myself for example; I'm metrosexual who paints his toenails blue, purple, or any color he wants; he gets brazilian laser treatments, body lotions; also professional massages to relieve body aches and stress; he does not wear make-up that's his own personal line he will not cross. I also get leg waxings. Yet another man may only wear make-up yet do none of the other things, I just mentioned. We are all different all have are own unique tastes in how we feel comfortable in our own skin. And really that's all it's about being comfortable in your own skin; were all different all unique. But we are all 100% Straight. Metrosexual is a lifestyle and not a label for sexual preference.
We like the muffin not the pole and I'm Metrosexual and proud of it. Metrosexual is just a way of explaining that a man takes great care of his body and hygine.
We like the muffin not the pole and I'm Metrosexual and proud of it. Metrosexual is just a way of explaining that a man takes great care of his body and hygine.
"That guy that just walked by he has smooth legs and his toenails are painted!" "Is he gay?" " No he's METROSEXUAL, he is just high maintenance that's all!"
by xbox360blue October 4, 2016
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