manbrella

A large umbrella, usually then length of a walking stick and too big to be carried in a womans hand-bag. When open it is able to cover more than one person comfortably

I prefer to use a manbrella instead of those little umbrellas some women carry with them

by DarkKnight1000 July 11, 2009

Manglemort

1. An unattractive member of the opposite sex that you would still consider having sex with, or at least get oral sex from.

2. A member of the opposite sex, attractive or not, that is extremely easy to get into bed.

Bro, did you froth that manglemort?

by Mortasaur January 29, 2009

Manbreathing

When A Man Breathes

"That Man Is Sexist Beacuse He Steals Oxygen From Women"

"Stop Manbreathing You Dick"

by Average_Gamer August 3, 2017

Manlet

A man that is not necessarily small, just smaller than his significant other.

"Lmao look at that manlet over there he prolly gets it"

by Lemonlover_36 May 19, 2018

manbecue

An even more manly version of a BBQ. Absolutely no vegetables allowed. It basically consists of a lot of beer and meat. There is usually a lot of yelling and loud music involved.

Person #1: I've got a great idea, I've got a lot of meat and beer ...
Person #2: I see where you are going with this
Everyone (shouting): Manbecue, manbecue, manbecue!

by Grillmeister April 17, 2014

Manbearpigdogcowgoatbeaver

The manbearpigdogcowgoatbeaver is equally dangerous... if not more dangerous than the great manbearpig itself. The manbearpigdogcowgoatbeaver goes by many aliases, such as flying bison, sky bison, and Appa. To see a rare photograph of the manbearpigdogcowgoatbeaver stealing children to feed its young, google "fxguide appa" (without quotes), click the first link, then click the first image under the heading "Fur, water and digital doubles".

The manbearpigdogcowgoatbeaver is half man, half bear, half pig, half dog, half cow, half goat, and half beaver which all adds up to one cerealsly dangerous monster.

by DragonflyNii January 24, 2011

Mandle

A candle that smells like a man. The scent is musky and is reminiscent of a hot guy's cologne. Can be found in a single woman's room along with a body pillow and a heating pad.

"That mandle smells just like Acqua Di Gio I have to get it" "My boyfriend is out of town, so I bought a mandle that smells like him"

by Anniz November 23, 2014