Lotion Scab

The hardened bit of lotion that forms on the end of the pump nozzle.

My hands were so dry, I hardly noticed the lotion scab while I was rubbing in the lotion.

by Nerdy_Girl June 30, 2011

lotion nigga

The nigga that always got a bottle of lotion in his bag or in general.

Usually the darkest nigga of every squad.

Ole boy always got some lotion he the lotion nigga with them ashy ass legs. smh

by Kassius XXX June 24, 2016

lotion

Good; commendable; highly worthy of praise

"Look at that basket! Isn't it precious?"

"Yeah, it's lotion."

by B-Phat May 23, 2006

laotian lollipop

When you go down on a girl/guy and have to use sriracha sauce to cover up the taste of an STD.

Joey: Man that girl is so hot, I don't care if she has the clap, I'll just pull a laotian lollipop

Tyler: gross

by TJ Stern January 5, 2011

Laotian Airbags

Like Bulgarian Airbags, but bigger, and natural.

- Man, this chick looks gorgeous, I think her airbags are bulgarian.
- Dude, no those are Laotian Airbags! They are all natural!

by tushe August 23, 2007

loti

An abbreviation for Laughing On The Internet. Used when you see something funny on the internet, but not funny enough to laugh out loud in real life.

Person 1: *some funny picture*
Person 2: loti!

by extremer September 6, 2006

lshtism

An acronym for Laughing So Hard That I Soiled Myself. Is becoming wildly popular and will soon replace lol.

Funny Man: A lobster walks into a bar carrying a popsicle. The bartender eats the popsicle. The lobster goes "That's no popsicle, that's my wallet."
Guy who now needs a new pair of pants: lshtism

by soupnazi710 August 29, 2005