Ding-a-ling

The big black thing between your legs nigga, white people don't got them, they got pee-pees.

Leroy got the biggest ding-a-ling in my hood.

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

Half Ling

A person who is 1/2 asian and 1/2 white

Fred's mom is white and his dad is asian, which makes him a half ling

by nrjforever March 4, 2010

ding a ling

Someone who is scatterbrained and/or eccentric.

Someone who is conspicuously or grossly unconventional or unusual. Weird

Someone with an unusual or odd personality.

An outcast or a freak are also synonyms.

That weird rabbit Mr. Whiskers is such a ding a ling, he is so weird and freaky and he should stop smelling his feet and collecting his belly button lint. Uggggggh!

by neosmurfay February 11, 2005

Ling Ming'D

When an asian girl gives you a blowjob after a massage.

Dude, that maseuse Ling Ming'D me after my massage

by Papi Chulo Platano November 26, 2007

ding a ling

a girl's pony tail

Guy: your ding a ling is really soft!
Girl: thanks i stroke it all the time

by tequisha2009forever April 13, 2009

Ling’s ritual

Pleasing yourself so hard, your bellend pops

I did Ling’s ritual last night, I had to have seven stitches but it was worth it.

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017

Julian Ling

Julian Ling is one of the most caring people you will ever meet. He overexhausts himself sometimes, because he's there for everyone else. He knows how to make an entrance/exit, that's for sure. Julian is funny, creative, and is persistent. Warning: He DOES NOT give up on people easily! He won't let you throw away your future, not if he can help it. His smile is the most adorable thing you will ever see, and his energy is so freaking comforting. He is a guy who really deserves the world, and he's someone who you want to forever make memories with.

Need a name for an angel?
Try Julian Ling!

by Korea<3 December 29, 2021