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Scorching balloon Knot

One who is having sex doggy style, suddenly pulls out his penis, pours some sort of flammable liquid on it typically alcohol, lights it on fire and quickly shoves it in his or her's anal cavity. This is done with extreme cation and usually when the receiver has no idea what is going to happen.
Nick enjoyed the scorching balloon knot Jose gave him in Mexico.
by Team L J April 10, 2009
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balloon knot

a tight butt hole that hasn't recently seen any form of penetration, thus giving the illusion of the knot of a balloon
" i took this skank home n banged her right in her balloon knot" or "this girl really gets off when you eat out her balloon knot" or " damn i can smell your dirty balloon knot from across the room"
by glass bottom boat captain March 22, 2009
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Knots and Crosses

While playing pictionary one night, this is how my british friend Asela refers to the game tic-tac-toe as it is drawn for him. Being the naive Americans we are, we laugh at him and give him hell.
"Knots and Crosses! Knots and Crosses!; you are drawing Knots and Crosses!"
by andersonland.org June 30, 2004
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knots

rolls of 20's and 100's equaling any amount of money
"I cant wear skinny jeans cuz my knots too thick"- Jay Z
by Baklobobby February 15, 2009
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Knot Head

1 - Any person that is unwilling to listen to, learn from and heed the counsel and the wisdom of someone who has gone before them, and foresees the pain, consequences and heartache that lie ahead in the path the person has chosen.

2 - Someone who only learns by suffering and/or sad experience.

3 - A student of the School Of Hard Knocks.
Example #1 - A small child who has recently learned how to walk starts walking towards a table. The child can see under the table just fine because their line of sight is under the table, but their forehead isn't. The parent across the room starts waving their arms and yelling, "Look out!", "Stop!", "Watch your head!", "Wait!" Unfortunately, the child either doesn't listen, doesn't understand, or flat out ignores the parents warning, and walks right in the table. The child is knocked on their but, starts rapidly taking in air, let's out a shattering scream, and out of their forehead pops a knot (Also known as a goose egg). Thus the term knot head.

Example #2 - The young teenager, enamored and infatuated with another, that decides against the counsels of their parents, to engage in sexual activity, which eventually ends up in an STD, pregnancy, abortion or shotgun wedding and subsequent divorce.

Example #3 - The guy who buys a bullet bike and decides, against the counsel of his friends and family, to drive it fast and recklessly on the freeway, without a helmet or proper protective body gear, which ends up getting in a high speed accident and receiving serious disabling injuries.
by OneWhosGoneBefore June 14, 2010
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will knot

when semen gets stuck in your public hair & no matter what you do, it 'will not' come out.
You've had that will knot there for ages.
by newtdecay January 14, 2008
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Jizz Knots

When you get semen in your pubes (man or woman) and they dry your pubes together causing a glue effect.
Rose made me pull out so I came on her bush. In the morning she was screaming trying to comb out the jizz knots.
by Fern Daddy Kane January 16, 2010
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