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Defrost the Kicker 

Where'd Tim go? Oh, he went to the bathroom to defrost the kicker.

The Egyptian hole kicker

When a Egyptian child gets a running start and hits a man in the ass, which causes the penis to be inserted into the pussy for the ultimate ejaculation.
Yo I was down when my wife wanted to do the Egyptian hole kicker

Croatian Ass-Kicker 

Brilliant chess strategy that will be devised by Karen to defeat Croatian opponent, who knows who he is.
Did you see that? She just obliterated that Croat using the Croatian Ass-Kicker!
Croatian Ass-Kicker by kvonblix January 12, 2012

shit-kicker 

1. a person of old age and experience who is typically ill tempered
shit-kicker by Heavy June 15, 2004

shit-kicker 

tommy likes to kick shit, that dog is a real shit-kicker, kick-shit that shit nigga
shit-kicker by shadow December 3, 2004

Shit Kicker 

Shit Kicker, is a scientific name for someone who can beat up Avagadro's number (6.23 x 10^23) of Ass Kickers. It's the highest form of bad ass.
Vin Diesel is an ass kicker, but Chuck Norris and the Ultimate Warrior are total Shit Kickers.