A very weird kid that you should stay away from, he will run up to you and finger you until you ejaculate from your anus!
There was this one time a Jed Scott ran up to me and physically raped to me to point to where I liked it...
by Succ Nasty May 17, 2018
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verb (informal, alliance slang)
1. To unintentionally sabotage shared progress through a preventable mistake, typically one that has already been made before.
2. To repeat the same error with surprising confidence, despite clear evidence that the previous attempt did not go well.
3. To create a setback so uniquely avoidable that other members immediately recognise it as “classic you.”
verb (informal, alliance slang)
1. To unintentionally sabotage shared progress through a preventable mistake, typically one that has already been made before.
2. To repeat the same error with surprising confidence, despite clear evidence that the previous attempt did not go well.
3. To create a setback so uniquely avoidable that other members immediately recognise it as “classic you.”
“We were 10 minutes from finishing the tech… and then it got Jedded.”
“Don’t Jedd this—double-check before you hit build.”
“It wasn’t even malicious. He just genuinely Jedded it. Again.”
Notes:
Often occurs in streaks. Recovery requires patience from the group and mild public shaming.
“Don’t Jedd this—double-check before you hit build.”
“It wasn’t even malicious. He just genuinely Jedded it. Again.”
Notes:
Often occurs in streaks. Recovery requires patience from the group and mild public shaming.
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He was eating her p##sy and his nose was rubbing her @ss, when suddenly she squeezed her cheeks and pinched his nose shut! She gave him The Jed Clampit!
by NABICUS MAXIMUS November 2, 2022
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