attachment: 1 image

The holy grail of the sexting world, every guy hopes and aspires to get this automated message while texting a girl. When someone sends a picture (nudes, in this case) this is the message that iMessage shows under the notification tab or the text summary page.

Amy: I'm rlly bored rn.
James: Wanna sext?
Amy: Sure!

James: Send pics ;)
Amy: Attachment: 1 image
James: Wow. You have mosquito tits.

by playboidude July 28, 2016

altered image

A incomplete or sub-par job completed when shaving ones pubes. This is normally a result of being rushed or under a deadline. (buddy coming over real quick) Altered Image jobs almost always have to be touched up at a later date.

Person 1: Hey man, did you trim up for tonight?
Person 2: Nah dude, I didn't have time so I gave it the altered image treatment.

by Team Este September 22, 2009

Cursed Image

An image with the ability to make someone feel exposed, uncomfortable, turned on and confused all at the same time. The 'cursed' will mean that the image is of some abnormality and most likely will discard physics.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen that picture of the dog with spider legs?
Person 2: No. Show me.
Person 1: *shows Person 2*
Person 2: Oh nah bro, that is a Cursed Image :/

by rocxet November 3, 2019

imaneffingninjayo

A single word that means so much. It entails that you have mighty mighty mad 1337 ninja skillZ.

Tom: What makes you think you can kick my a$$, Judy?

Judy: imaneffingninjayo!

Tom: *quivers in fear*

by thefriendlytoaster August 3, 2007

Image Perms

The most popular thing on Discord and any other messenger, if you don't have it, you won't be able to live without it, and you will ask the administrator to give it to you

Jack, can you give me Image Perms, PLEASEEEE

by 6vz December 22, 2021

Body image

The one thing the person who loves you loves and the one thing you could be the most insecure about

Mary was really insecure about her body image

by mojo499 June 28, 2018

imaferretmaster

A master of ferrets, one who can command a weasle army to take over the planet Earth. However he is also a person, one bad ass mofo who will own your mother in a sweatshop if you cross him wrong.

Imaferretmaster is one hot bastard!
I want to fuck Imaferretmaster.

by Jeff March 17, 2005