human bath mats

its that thing of when, like, midgets have dreadlocks & they lay face down on the floor.

stefon: have you heard about new york's hottest club, SLASH?
tranny oakley: no, why? is it any good, stefon?
stefon: any good?! they have a party room filled with human bath mats!

by stefonlovesbabydj May 18, 2010

human urinal

a person that likes to act as a urinal and drinks / gets pissed on

Jane: where r u going?
Tom: to piss
Jane: my mouths open
Tom: 0.0

by anonymous October 21, 2004

Human Fire Hydrants

When a high wasted midget wears red pants and have a big ass.

SNL skit with Bill Hader and Seth Myers where Stefon says a club Twice has thought of everything including human fire hydrants

by KIDKIDOOO April 25, 2010

Human Futon

A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.

Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.

by Hey Buddy July 2, 2008

Human Roomba

When you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor, eating garbage.

"Dude I need to vacuum my house"
"We don't have time for that, just put Mikey on a skateboard and he'll do it for you, he'll be a human roomba"

by Carador July 28, 2012

Human chameleon

A person who alters their personality according to who they are trying to impress or fit in with.

Wow, she's a totally different person when she's around those guys than she is with us. Wonder what her real personality is. She's like a human chameleon.

by Stickin to bein me November 26, 2013

Human Monkey

Someone who acts like a monkey, usually crazy. But around people they trust. They also look like a monkey. And some might even say he/she even laugh like one.

"I can see that Luca is a Human Monkey"

"See? I told you he was!"

by Soccerlover14 July 20, 2016