How do they work?!
Shaggy: Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?!
Me: Uh well you see Shaggy, positrons from one magnet are attracted to electrons from another.
When you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor, eating garbage.
"Dude I need to vacuum my house"
"We don't have time for that, just put Mikey on a skateboard and he'll do it for you, he'll be a human roomba"