Definitions by stefonlovesbabydj

human bath mats 

its that thing of when, like, midgets have dreadlocks & they lay face down on the floor.

stefon: have you heard about new york's hottest club, SLASH?
tranny oakley: no, why? is it any good, stefon?
stefon: any good?! they have a party room filled with human bath mats!

human bath mats by stefonlovesbabydj May 18, 2010