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Hoboken

Beautiful, little Hudson River waterfront town about one square mile big. Mix of old world brownstones from the late 1800's and modern doormen buildings with all the amenities. 90% of the town now works in Manhattan, so the average income is way above average. The old school Hobokenites are slowly being priced out. Lots to do on the waterfront now - great parks and amazing views. Bars and restaurants everywhere you shake a stick. The town gets rowdy after midnight, with young drunks everywhere. It used to be just about young drunks, but now families are sticking around longer. Its easy to get run over by a stroller, as they are everywhere.

Really great town for singles or families. Something to offer everyone. Everyone who makes a decent living, that is.

Parking is horrific and you have to be careful driving, with all the one way streets and potholes.
Every summer now, Hoboken brings in a huge music festival that attracts several thousand people.
by HobokenMike May 19, 2014
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hooded out

perferably aiming at a women this term means that she is ghetto to the fullist. grew up in the hood and lives in the hood she gangsta what every hood dude need..
man im tired of these young girls and there games im about to get a hooded out chick na-mean.
by gutta 07 June 26, 2007
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hooded and draped

adj. A slang phrase referring to Asian, East Indian or other Muslim women whose attire covers their hair and hangs to their feet, covering the body almost completely.
When the US missionary doctor raised the skirt of the hooded and draped Iraqi woman to take a pap smear, he almost vomited. The odor was overwhelming.
by Richard Black May 6, 2005
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Hobosexual

a person who doesnt really care about their looks too much at all, they can be noticed mostly by their stink scent, and their long unkept hair and/or beard. they often wear jerusalem cruisers people fitting this description are peter jackson, joe panicacci (you probably dont know him), and michael moore. the first recorded one being john the baptist
yo man you are such a hobosexual with your stank ass smell and thos jerusalem cruisers
by adamBeast308 June 30, 2010
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Hobosexual

Someone who will engage in intercourse with anyone, regardless of gender, so long as that person will give them shelter near a fire.
I got locked out of the house again by the girlfriend. She probably think she's teaching me a lesson. Jokes on her because I'm hobosexual... All I need now is a schlepping bag or cardboard box to get all up in.
by IrishGuido81 February 9, 2014
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Hoodernize

To change a person from classy and proper to ghetto and speaking slang. To influence anybody thats not from the hood with Ghetto remarks, and slang terminology!
If i say something thats slang or ghetto to somebody that doesn't speak slang and not from the ghetto. I would be hoodernizing them! A person would say: "You Hoodernize me, by teaching me the new slang from the ghetto.
by Cory G. B April 2, 2008
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Hoboken Harvey

The act of defecating into a condom with the intent to sexually penetrate yourself or someone else with it like a dildo.
Always looking for a new way to get her freak on, Dorothy agreed to try the Hoboken Harvey with her brother.
by Bologna_Skins February 21, 2011
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