Grant

Huge chunk of lard that is SO FAT!! He thinks he's funny but only tells Family Guy quotes. His arse is the gate to Narnia. His pants never cover it, cause he's SO FAT!

Guy 1: Whatcha eating?
Guy 2: CAKE!
Guy 1: Stop, you will turn into a Grant
Grant: Did someone say cake?

by FrankFrankford12345CAke July 05, 2011

Grant

Grant is a generaly a large man with a very tiny penis and big man boobs. Grants normally like to have sex with big guys with the name of richard. theyalso like to wear hat's that have the bill folded to where both sides are touching. thier voice sounds like a mix of a retarded seal and a 70 year old man.

Person 1:Dude look over there it
Person 2:What is that thing?
Person 1:its a grant
Person 2: Eww *pukes*

by GrantsBestFriendd November 18, 2013

Grant

A spooge-filled Twinkie. Or another way to say DICK LOAF

You are a Grant

by Quinnisdumb69 May 27, 2015

Grant

A GUY WHO YOU WILL FIND CRYING OVER HIS EX HE MET A WEEK AGO AND USUALLY WONT GET OVER HER.

My buddy was a real grant last week that bitch broke him.

by Rasbanja October 05, 2018

Grant

A dumb nigga (actually white as fuck) with a tiny dick. He’s borderline gay and he has a shrimp dick.

Grant: Hello
Nigga: Fuckoff gay bitch

by SpeedyTurtle April 15, 2019

Grant

A skinny turtle lookin dude that likes fortnite music videos

its grant

by Bigbootybois February 21, 2018

Grant

Well I know a few grants all of which or extremely over weight, Fat packs the lot, Usually have little shinbs

Let's go to the gym, unless you want to be like grant

by James7118 August 09, 2015