flatulence

An ambulance specialized in care for steamroller accident victims. Definition is too short, my ass.

Oh no, Bubba got run over by that steamroller. Quick, get a flatulence!

by Bubba July 7, 2004

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flatulatas

any meat / torilla based spicey mexican food that may bring on massive cases of percussive farting.

"ohhhhh man....i shouldnt have eaten those pork flatulatas..i think i'm gonna blast tthe stiches off my jeans.

by DEEBEE from OP May 12, 2003

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oral flattulation

Sucking a fart out of a partners ass

She was so horny that she asked me to fart as she was eating my ass. What could I say....she swallowed it all. Girl gives good oral flattulation

by DaddyLar October 10, 2013

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flatlander

a person who is so unaware of their surroundings they cannot even function in the world. These people are jokes in life and have no sense of style, coolness or anything of the sort.

Joe: Hey man do u wanna come over and read or something.

Kyle: Bro, are you kidding me, ur a complete flatlander

by tenth dimension March 22, 2009

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A term used by hicks in Vermont, Maine and New Hampshire to describe people who come from other states; usually a negative connotation used by hicks because they are envious that people from others states know how to make money and can't realize that you won't make cash worth a barrel of shit on a farm or a gas station out in the woods.

Flatlanders know how to live. Get a life, you damn hicks.

by idonthavaname September 23, 2006

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flatulence

Pre-internet Instant Message. Can have any of the following meanings:
"Here's a kiss for you."
"This is MY territory."
"I hate you!"
"Would you care to dance?"

As his rotten-egg-vomit flatulance filled the room, Ajit checked each person's face to see whether his instant message had been properly received. And Ashok smiled back and said, "Why yes, I'd love to dance with you."

by Noah Webster, Jr. February 16, 2005

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