flacid

when your nights a flop

"man that party was pretty flacid"

by dikhead7! January 22, 2009

Flacid Cock

Soggy, pitiful limp and useless cock

What in the fuck am i going to do with this ridiculously flacid cock?

by Gay Lord Lemy winkle You. The riduclously gay bear February 24, 2006

rat flail

1) A fictional weapon rumored to exist in half-life 2 that consists of a dead rat attached to metal handle used for swinging at the desired opposition.

It swung the rat flail at the medieval Goblin.

by Bettermann February 27, 2005

fladong

The same thing as a turkey slap, slap a girl in the face with your penis.

Man, If he/she doesn't shut up I am gonna fladong the hell out of him/her.

by Matt February 9, 2004

Flacidia

Worse than Erectile Dis-function, Its a never ending struggle with limp ding dong

Girl - "Show me your cack"
Boy - "I can't!"
Girl - "Is your Flacidia acting up again?"
Boy - "......yes"

by BVPK June 4, 2011

Fladazzle

to place rhinestones or other beads in an attractive pattern on one's flab.

To "bedazzle" one's flab

Flab is an accessory. Fladazzle it, and it makes a statement!

by Feisty September 24, 2011

Flabdominals

What an unfit person claiming to have a six pack has.

Unfit guy: "Sup, I'm ripped and got a six pack"

Normal guy: "Yeah right, you've just got flabdominals"

by Pashizzle500 December 3, 2011