Flab

Jason you have so much flab on your stomach
by ~thatonefriend~ November 19, 2016
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Flab

A moist chunk of skin that hangs from your upper arm and is very moist but very crusty at the same time. Tastes good in all types of food such as monkey meat, cigarettes and alcohol
Oh no the flabs of fury are coming
by Monkey Flab March 20, 2017
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Flab

A type of fat that quivers sickeningly, especially exhibited by old men who believe themselves fit because they are thin.

Distinct from chub, which is relatively desirable and frequently chased.

Flab is also found around the jowls of truly fat fuckers
My scrawny dad has flabby moobs
by Frog Jacuzzi July 15, 2009
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Flab

Person 1: Dang, you really know how to flab something man..

Person 2: I know. I didn't mean to screw up so badly
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Flab

A subsittute word for the curse words "fuck" and "damn". Adding an "-bit" to the end, usually subsitutes the words "damnit" or "fuckit", adding a "-bing" subsitutes the word "fucking".
"God flabbit! I forgot my math book!"
"FLAB! That guy is flabbing hot!"
by LynnN.H. May 01, 2008
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Flabbed

When your walking and someones piece of fat most times arm fat slaps you in the face you have been FLABBED!
Person who got flabbed: Ouch!! That person just flabbed me right in the face!

Person who got flabbed friend: OOF that must of really hurt!
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flab

Dude, she was fat I fucked her back flab.
by lem December 16, 2002
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