Flab

A type of fat that quivers sickeningly, especially exhibited by old men who believe themselves fit because they are thin.

Distinct from chub, which is relatively desirable and frequently chased.

Flab is also found around the jowls of truly fat fuckers

My scrawny dad has flabby moobs

by Frog Jacuzzi July 14, 2009

Flab Knocker

A pair of female breasts that are made completly out of flab.

EWWW DID YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS TITS?!

I know! They were obvioulsy flab knockers!

by atomic thigh clap August 2, 2011

flabada

to swim a great distance while urinating simultaneously

Thomas, Niki, and Grant are going for a flabada

by Toothpaste R. simms October 18, 2006

flabberbate

When a man with a big big belly grabs, shakes a giggles his belly while at the same time fakely moans in pleasure. A false substitute for masturbate.

Mark wanted to show his pleasure from the situation, that he lifted up his shirt, grabbed his belly and began to flabberbate.

by Chunkyc September 15, 2006

flabagastic

she or he gives themselves to much credit

shes acting mad flabagastic.

by north bergen January 15, 2009

flabbaxed

state of being flumoxxed due to flabbergastion

by mikelucky October 28, 2003

flib flab

the lips of a vagina.

Bret's flib flabs are so damn big and flabby. damn for a fatty she got some big lips! o fo sho

by Cody crawford September 28, 2006