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going full Fernando

Defined as When someone is taking a shit in an Applebees bathroom, and you strip down to nothing and enjoy your poop
Going full Fernando is being defined as:
Yo there’s someone that’s gone full Fernando in the bathroom
by Halfgoodkush April 24, 2023
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Fernando Tatis jr

Mlb shortstop, most attractive baseball player, batflips to the moon.
Non-baseball fan: Woah who's that?
Baseball fans: Oh, thats Fernando Tatis jr, the future best shortstop in the game and arguably the most attractive mlb player.
by mlb1030 February 24, 2021
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Fernando's Pillow Mop

Literally only a few people in the world will understand this one.
Bro Fernando's pillow mop was so funny
by JacksBigPP November 19, 2021
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Chillin with Fernando Day

Chillin with Fernando Day is a new national holiday to be celebrated every April 29th. Everyone has had a coworker they can't stand, and can't wait for them to get shit-canned or quit. Eventually, even though it seems like an eternity, it finally happens! April 29th is the day to celebrate life at work, without said person. It is a newfound freedom of more enjoyable daily working conditions, and a resetting of the universe back to normal.
Tomorrow is Chillin with Fernando Day! It's time for a kegger. Remember when _____ did that at work? What a jerk. We couldn't stand that ahole. Thank god he is gone.
by beastoid October 1, 2012
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Fernando la puerta

A whatsapp status thread where people screenshoot a man named Fernando R. in a zoom meeting behind a door, with said door being the only thing shown on-camera.
by Enormous hand gab May 11, 2021
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Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog

literally the UGLIEST DAMN DOG EVER, so gross it makes me want to throw up.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog?!"

Guy 2: *Violently combusts from disgust and pain from remembrance of that disgusting dog.
by zenkurai November 17, 2021
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San Fernando Valley Snack

When an individual chops off a man's penis and saves it for later.
"I was getting hungry, so I pulled my San Fernando Valley Snack out of my purse"
by Isaiah Moon August 25, 2011
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