Basterbate

When you baste your penis with a turkey baster while masterbating.

Omg Karen! When I went to put away the leftovers at Christmas I saw Johnny basterbate next to the prime rib! There was gravy all over the floor! What a mess!

by Alex Erlandson March 11, 2021

Fisturbate

v. A variant of fisting in which you wank yourself inside a partner’s orifice as you’re fisting. Chiefly a gay anal sex practice involving the motion simultaneously stimulating the fistee’s prostate, but can also be vaginal.

“Fisting Robin was getting me harder and hornier, so I slipped it in and fisturbated”

“I want you to fisturbate and then punch your spooge deep inside me”

by NYCBill July 14, 2021

Masterbate

The act of fucking ur hand raw that ur dad gets fucked by you because youre so horny you cum in ut dad

"these boys talk about masterbate but i need my ass ate."

by cumpusheriateurdadcumandgargle January 31, 2022

Masterbated

Where a person rubs themself intimately for pleasure, releasing cum and semen from the vagina and penis

I masterbated so hard last night I cummed

by Mastherbationguru101010 April 13, 2023

masterbateability

The ease in which you can get off to something by masterbation.

The book she was reading had smut with a high masterbateability rating.

by Iamtheraine August 15, 2024

Casterbater

A person who produces a podcast solely to go back and listen to their voice after every episode while vigorously masturbating. A casterbater also always has an agenda, beyond a full release while listening to the playback

Zaide is a casterbater

by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 5, 2023

Flasternate

to squat and poop yourself all over the floor

"I'm going to fucking flasternate in your house if you don't shut the fuck up

by RealXp February 23, 2025