Rothenbaum: Wow, I've never seen washer/dyer combos before! Only 25 cents for both!
Person 2: You're the freaking dumpe. You've only been drying your clothes for 5 weeks straight.. No wonder you attend Oak Park River Forest and like cyborgs.
When you are friends with someone who you are not technically dating and one person decideds to dump the other, but because you can't dump someone you aren't in fact dating it's friendship dumped.
i.e. "She called me and asked me to leave her earrings and her camera in her car, when we have class in the same building on campus, and clearly would pass each other. And all her text messages lately are one word answers. I think I'm getting friendship dumped because I not ready to be in a relationship."
Fat, nasty-assed woman - especially in line at the grocery, typically in green stretch polyester or similar garment that accentuates the inordinate amount of cellulite present