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Dumbledonger 

When your cock and balls have so much hair on them that it resembles Dumbledores beard.
Tim: Did you see that nasty guys diz in the changing room?
Tom: Yeah, that was one helluva dumbledonger.
Dumbledonger by Storm1979 July 26, 2011
Transcending dumb, often known to be the greatest degree of unintelligence and inadequacy (Frequently used as a noun or adjective)

**Pronounced "Doom-PAY"
Rothenbaum: Wow, I've never seen washer/dyer combos before! Only 25 cents for both!

Person 2: You're the freaking dumpe. You've only been drying your clothes for 5 weeks straight.. No wonder you attend Oak Park River Forest and like cyborgs.
Dumpe by Cyborgs Suck February 3, 2012

Friendship Dumped 

When you are friends with someone who you are not technically dating and one person decideds to dump the other, but because you can't dump someone you aren't in fact dating it's friendship dumped.
i.e. "She called me and asked me to leave her earrings and her camera in her car, when we have class in the same building on campus, and clearly would pass each other. And all her text messages lately are one word answers. I think I'm getting friendship dumped because I not ready to be in a relationship."
Friendship Dumped by Halle117 November 18, 2009

pimple dimples

A rare, but possible, occurrence in which one has matching pimples on either cheek where dimples would normally be. This is seen mostly in teenagers.
Guy 1: Oh my god! What cute dimples that girl has!
Guy 2: Whoa back off! Those aren't real dimples - they're pimple dimples!
pimple dimples by biggcath February 24, 2011

Dumpie-Poopie 

The art of getting ready to announce to everyone you have to take a massive, expolsive dump!
I have to take a really bad dumpie-poopie!

dumplebutt 

Fat, nasty-assed woman - especially in line at the grocery, typically in green stretch polyester or similar garment that accentuates the inordinate amount of cellulite present
Damn! That Dumplebutt smells like tacos!