Dickstressed

When you're agitated because you have blue balls

"Miley got me so dickstressed, she grinded on me with her non-existent ass all night"

by Bellbun August 13, 2017

Dickstand

Dicksand \dik·sand\ n
An extremely powerful force that can make a woman become so preoccupied with the guy she’s hooking up with that she loses sight of her own identity and disappears on all her friends.

Allyssa was a dickstand for several months. (Sorry Tay)

by Taco ladies May 25, 2018

Dickstep

Someone who just constantly skips or toys with someone elses emotionally feelings.

This cop was being very nice to me for a little, inspiring me to change my life. Then he just dickstep out of nowhere yelling "WHERES THE FUCKING DOPE I SAW A TWISTY IN THE CAR!"

by Giezey August 18, 2018

Dickstricken

When a person takes out their dick and you’re terrified by the size.

When Vladimir took off his pants I was dickstricken!

by Guiostifer December 15, 2018

Dickscratchin

When your partner is rocking your WORLD and he decided he was going to dick tease you but instead you grab on for dear life but SRCATCH a chunk right out of the shaft . "CAT SCRATCH FEVER "....

Guy 1 :Man she was get the dickscratchin and I went to dicktease her by pullin out and...

Guy2: well what happen ?
Guy: got a chunk took out of my dick after I pulled out of the dickscratchin.

by Freaking on hwy 11 May 19, 2019

Dickstop

There are two meanings of this word, the literal and the metaphoric one. The literal meaning: "Otherwise known as the Womb when the penis is of sufficient length" and the metaphoric meaning: "Anything that prevents a man from nutting".

Damn, its such a shit feeling when one of your own boys takes your girl and pulls a dickstop on you.
Sex with her isn't all that good, her womb is too much of a dickstop, cant even fit halfway in...

by CursedEgg June 17, 2019

Dickspraxia

Very poor motor control of one's willy.

"How was he last night?"

"A Mozart with his fingers but couldn't use his dick at all."

"sounds like he had a bad case of dickspraxia."

by Bcooooooo November 17, 2019