Q.E.D.

A word used by intellectuals that, apparently, they are quite sensitive about if you translate incorrectly. Causes redness and itching on mathemeticians when misused.

Bert- "Q.E.D. means "quit earning dough." It's what you do when you decide to become a professor, right?

Professor Hubert, PHD- "I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!"

by Doctor Feltgood May 15, 2008

N.E.D

Non
Educated
Delinquent

Most commonly used in the north of scotland (Edinburgh/Fife) it can be used as an offensive word (1),description of a gathering of young people (2), Or a general representation of all Sweatsuit-wearing, load talking, slang using Alchoholics in scotland (3)

Example of N.E.D

(1) "Aye right you wee fucking ned, I will fuckin shag your maww!!

(2) "Look at all those neds hanging around tesco"

(3) "lol all those scottish folk are neds!"

by FifeyBoy April 1, 2009

C.R.E.A.T.E.D.

Growing up in the world slowly and painfully but a great reward at the end

John said, "This Acronym that doesn't stand for what its definition is explains my life, C.R.E.A.T.E.D."

"Nah man, you haven't had a painful time growing up, you have had good grades, awesome friends, and amazing relationships," said Billy

"True. then i say it more like D.E.D.," John, finishing the conversation with the annoying Billy.

by Darklubed64 August 10, 2017

N.E.D.S.

Conversely known as "Neurological Environmental Displacement Syndrome", N.E.D.S. is characterized by a non-lethal state of mental activity in which the subject(s) in question receives frequent, sometimes disturbing, flashbacks, memories, nostalgic relapses, or other strong feelings associated with being a place or being in that place. The variety of atmopsheres felt by the person can vastly differ in scale; from room-room, continent-continent, or even universe-universe. What most likely causes N.E.D.S. are the associative bonds formed with a particular biome, location, building, etc., being triggered by a surrounding factor (mostly a result of the sense of sight). Many causes of the knowledge of these places can vary from having been there, learning much about it at a young age, having played a video game/read a book/watched a movie, etc. Many report the feelings they get to be nostalgic more than depressing. The feelings are not hallucinations nor do they overtake a person. They come about most often naturally when a person is in deep thought. The overall feeling they receive from either experience or knowledge of that place overwhelms them, and a strong desire to visit that place fills them. N.E.D.S. is felt by every sentient being, no matter on what scale. The feeling someone has for a certain place may change greatly over time, depending upon the distance away, time apart, and connection to it. N.E.D.S. is only curable through death or a loss of mental activity.

I was sitting in my living room thinking to myself when all of a sudden feelings of the desert welled up inside of me. I have never been to the desert, but I have seen many movies and played many games containing it. I now may take a charter flighrt so South Sudan to fulfill this gaping hole in my very consciousness. It may be N.E.D.S.

by UrbanMasterBait April 3, 2017

Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance [C.E.D.]

Everything looks better in dim lights or from a distance!!!

I seen this hot guy across the bar, as I got closer, I realized, it was the Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance!

by Kenneth W Armstrong May 1, 2005

D.R.E

Short term used for Rap legend, Dr. Dre

Nah nah nah nah nah, Its tha motherfuckin D.R.E, Dr. Dre mother fucker! (Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Dogg - The Next Episode)

by porth84 February 15, 2005

e-d-b-t-z

Arabic for someone who has their own hand up their ass.

A very popular shirt aparantly...they do things differently over there.

"I like to e-d-b-t-z in my sleep."

by Akmed Shoumorta August 13, 2007