Consumer Cellular

That wireless company that have flip phones and mainly appeal to the elderly.

Friend: "What wireless company does your grandmother have?"
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."

by xxylvii May 18, 2021

Cumsumer

Cumsumer: The consumer of cum

''I am a cumsumer''

by Caca boy August 11, 2021

cuntstomer

A customer who acts like a real cunt.

"Did you hear that lady chew me out because she had to wait in line for 10 minutes? She's a cuntstomer if I ever met one."

by grimm23 January 30, 2022

Cuntstomer

It's when a Karen is a complaining pain in the ass customer no matter what a restaraunt or store does for them.. they would complain about winning the lottery because it wasn't enough or complain that ice wasn't cold enough.

That cuntstomer would complain ice wasn't cold enough

by Paparic2000 February 12, 2022

consumerist Christian

A person who tries to uphold modern Christianity principals; eg. don't steal, lie,rest on the Sabbath etc. but who can be overtaken by the what's-in-it-for-me mentality.

David: Here you go, you can have this old guitar if you want...there's no strings either.
Terry: What are you doing that for? I can tell...you'll want something in return one day.
David: You're just being a consumerist Christian again my friend. We can fix it up together if you like.

by Captain_Felix February 7, 2023

cuntserviles

A silly thing to call conservatives if you're feeling extremely frustrated and out of your right mind. This applies more to the ones who spread the ideology or believe in it because they are evil rather than those who are just misinformed.

Cunt, because they're bad people.

Servile, because they just love pointless hierarchies for some stupid reason (and are "bootlickers").

Returning to my edgy, annoying roots but with a progressive twist, I bring you "cuntserviles!"

by Mr. Twinkieface December 14, 2023

Cuntomer

A female customer that displays a rude and angry attitude. One that will never be happy with any level of service and is impossible to please.

I just hand packed a box to ship and gave this woman free boxes and bubble wrap, and she still wasn't pleased. What a cuntomer.

by Know balls January 2, 2024