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Crap on a catapult

A vulgar phrase a person says when they are angry or frustrated.
Crap on a catapult! They ruined my campaign signs!
Damn Shit Damn it God damn it Fuck Crap Dammit For fuck's sake ffs For fuck's sake
by 024 don't blaze it April 5, 2016
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catapult

wen u put ur dick between ur legs and wen the bitch goes to suck it u let it go and it slaps her in the face
i gave the bitch a catapult
by dan c May 20, 2003
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Cat-nap

A long, often 3 hours nap, often slept by one of older age, most likely a gentle man with his hairline receding.
My old man took a cat-nap, he never woke up.
by Popcornium May 15, 2016
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catnapper

1. A person who catnaps a cat.

2. A sleazy male who steals another man's wife or girlfriend; a snatchbandit.
1. My cat was missing for so long I'm sure he was catnapped. Too bad the catnapper could only be prosecuted for animal cruelty instead of kidnapping.

2. The catnapper is the bastard who screwed my sister-in-law ought to be neutered. Wait till I tell my brother; his ass is grass.
by StopThePendulum December 3, 2005
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catapulted

Leo got so catapulted last night that his summer was over.
by Chanyla July 20, 2010
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CATapult

CATapult is a simple but yet very competitive game where you find a dead cat on the side of the street and grab a snow shovel, pick up the cat with it and compete with friends by flinging it down the street to see who can get the cat the furthest. You can easily spice up the game by adding rules on how you fling the cat with the shovel or what shovel you use. If you splatter the cat on the first fling the game is over and you win.
“*ring ring* hey tommy, do you wanna call up the rest of the boys and come down here and play CATapult, because I found a dead cat over here
by KoreanFartGoblin February 22, 2020
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the catapult

whilst receiving oral pleasure, to apply pressure to the phallus in question and release on the said oral pleasurer\\\\\\\'s face...the catapult
\\\\\\\"I the catapulted that shit.\\\\\\\"
by el jake May 19, 2006
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