catapult

Y-shaped device having a loop of elastic attached to the ends of the prongs and used for firing stones, ball bearings or other small objects (cf. slingshot, shanghai)

It is ethically unacceptable to feed an ugly baby with a catapult.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

catapult

when a man is about to ejaculate he pulls his dick back and flings his cum in the face of his partner.

Dustin: Dude i heard you catapulted your girlfriend last night
Brent: your damn right i did she licked it all up off her face

by Johnny whiplash 1994 September 3, 2010

catapult

wen u put ur dick between ur legs and wen the bitch goes to suck it u let it go and it slaps her in the face

i gave the bitch a catapult

by dan c May 20, 2003

CATapult

CATapult is a simple but yet very competitive game where you find a dead cat on the side of the street and grab a snow shovel, pick up the cat with it and compete with friends by flinging it down the street to see who can get the cat the furthest. You can easily spice up the game by adding rules on how you fling the cat with the shovel or what shovel you use. If you splatter the cat on the first fling the game is over and you win.

“*ring ring* hey tommy, do you wanna call up the rest of the boys and come down here and play CATapult, because I found a dead cat over here”

by KoreanFartGoblin February 22, 2020

Catapult

He's seated with his legs outstretched, and she's straddling him, stomach down facing away from him. They both control the motion, him by moving waist, and her by using her hips.

He catapulted the crap out of last night

by Blitxwinger56 November 10, 2017

catapult

someone who is better than you in every single way. They're so perfect they will make your voice sound high pitched and make you look short. They are so perfect they make you feel as if they could catapult you back to your father. like a kid getting sent back home.

Person 1: God, he makes me look like a loser.
Person 2: He's your catapult.

by redder_dominator February 19, 2021

catapult

A y shaped weapon used by travellers to shoot ball bearings and wheelnuts, probably while they ride a horse wagon.

used my catapult to take that swan out! mothers life i take oath i hit it

by Bigboy packet August 25, 2021