Baugasm

A Baugasm/boregasm is a peak state of boredom that is experienced whilst simultaneously experiencing orgasmic climaxes. A baugasmic state can also be achieved by ones sexual partner not been up too scratch during intercourse; therefore these symptoms may occur; yawning, twitching of the eye, falling asleep and in extreme cases can even be fatal due to stopping of the heart.

A rare symptom of a Baugasm is a 'classic al' (please see 'classic al')

Example 1

Keith: Hey where's Laura?

Sharon: I think she's still in her room..?

Keith: Must still be experiencing that Baugasm I gave her last night.

Sharon: ma nigger

Example 2

Laura: Is it in yet?

Mickey: yeah been in for 5 minutes love

*1 minute passes*
Laura: zzzzzzzzzz

by Oneonethree October 28, 2013

blagles

Sexy beast

Look at blagles he's so sexy.

by blagles April 30, 2015

Blag

To brag in blog form.

I would like to blag that at my staff meeting today my team of 1st grade teacher got major kudos from the owner of my school.

I know this may come of as a big blag, but I totally scored with this girl last night.

by blogwords March 25, 2009

mega baught

The former miramonte student known as maught brown. His ways of pronouncing the word "tight" in the way that made it just seem a jillion times more awesome and define matt brown as a person.

"look at him...his sports jacket is all about mega baughht. Its incredibly taught."

by sanch April 14, 2005

Blago

To lie, cheat or steal even when you are bring watched. Derived from Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's name. Even though he knew the feds were watching him, Blagojevich is alleged to have sought bribes in exchange for appointing a replacement for President-elect Obama's vacant senate seat.

Last night when my son was doing chores he started playing video games instead. "Don't Blago me!" I chided him.

by moldymom December 19, 2008

blag

1)To get by without doing any work.

2)To annoy.

1)I didn't revise for that Geography exam - I blagged it!

2) All these complex Geography words are blaggin my head!

by Mike Metcalf June 5, 2003

blagger

A derogatory term used to mock and humiliate a white person. The N word for white people. It is an extremely offensive word to ridicule any white person.

"That guy is such a filthy, nasty blagger!"

by Smart Snake April 11, 2015