Long Bong Silver

(n.)An ornately decorated marijuana smoking apparatus, usually oversized.

Biff: "Dude, we're going out to the penninsula to party down."

Vince:"pack Long Bong Silver, 'cause I got some resinous nugs!"

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Bong Shui

In ancient times, Bong Shui, was known as "Kan-Yu" which means stoned or extremely high according to The Law of Heaven and Earth. Today's Bong Shui schools teach that it is the ancient Chinese practice of placement and arrangement of space to achieve extreme highness or complete stonedness with harmony with the environment. Bong shui literally translates as "In haling pot through wind-water." This is a cultural shorthand taken from by Guo Pu of the Jin Dynasty.
The Smell of the weed water that rides the wind stops at the boundary of carpet when spilled and will never come out.
Bong shui is a discipline with guidelines that are compatible with many techniques of agricultural planning as well as internal furniture arrangements while involved in the act of smoking pot. Space, weather, astronomy, and geomagnetism are basic components of Bong shui. Proponents claim that Bong shui has an effect on health, wealth, and personal relationships and weight gain due to munchies.

I angled my couch in accordance with Bong Shui and the afternoon sun is no longer a buzz kill.

by T. Crnko November 29, 2007

Shlong bong

An instrument that is used to smoke cannabis. This particular instrument must resemble a penis, otherwise it will just be classified as a bong, which will decrease both the value and appeal. (the herb is placed in one of the wrinkles on the scrotum and the smoke is inhaled out the dick hole)

Yo foo, I just got this kick ass Pink Floyd cd. How about we pop this sucka in and break out the shlong bong

by Steven wallaceson May 10, 2009

bing bong bing bing bong

Bing bong Bing Bing bong is a phrase created and often quoted by a famous Youtuber named pewdiepie, the phrase is often said before he kills a villager or is on his way to steal children from the Frick chainber

Felix: *hopping over to Frick chainber*
Felix: BING BONG BING BING BONG

by Another Hamilfan September 13, 2019

Dirty Bong Water

An awesome mixed drink consisting of:

- 1 oz raspberry liqueur (chambord)
- 1 oz blue curacao liqueur
- 1 oz amaretto
- 1 oz rum (spiced)
- 1 oz sweet and sour mix

it tastes similar to kool aid

Order a Dirty Bong Water. Trust me, this is the kind of bong water you want to drink.

by Marauder2112 January 12, 2009

atomic bong

what jamaica has instead of the atomic bomb

Jamaica would never make an atomic bomb. They may make an atomic bong. But I'd rather fight a war with the atomic bong because when the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation and radiation, when the atomic bong goes off there's celebraaaaaation!"
-Robin Williams

by Da_Mole May 5, 2006

Fourth Dimensional Bong Hit

A bong hit so potent, so fierce that it trancends space and time, making you instantly stoned.

(Cough, cough) That was quite the Fourth Dimensional Bong Hit. (Slam, falls to the floor)

by MC BallSac March 12, 2006