A Male who is compelled to masturbate His own Penis as primary sexual activity in lieu of partner Sex.
by KainCoorhagen August 11, 2018
One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.
Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.
Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.
Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.
by FloorBageo May 16, 2014
"Hey Reece my brothers a bird beater"
"After what happened last night I believe my brother is a bird beater
"After what happened last night I believe my brother is a bird beater
by BiggestBoss715 November 08, 2020
When you have to shit really bad and you get to the toilet just seconds before you would have shit yourself
Holy shit man after all that Mexican food we ate I just had to pull a buzzer beater in the bathroom!
by Gloryboy4life October 04, 2019
by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 03, 2004
The act of masturbating somewhere you a likely to get caught, but achieving climax and hiding the evidence before getting busted.
I pulled out a sweet buzzer beater in Wades lounge the other night. I managed to stash the evidence under the couch cushion, I bet he won't find it for months!
by rusty g January 10, 2010
The act of thinking of a grenade during school, work or while in any public place to get rid of a raging hard on.
Guy 1:Dude i got a huge boner in school the other day so i thought of that ugly girl from gym and it went right away.
Guy 2:Dude she's a great boner beater.
Guy 2:Dude she's a great boner beater.
by yeagabombz June 21, 2011