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basket job

A sexual act, originated in the far east, in which a woman is placed naked, in a seated position, in a wide-mesh, haning basket. The basket is lowered so that a man, lying under the basket, can insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina. The basket is then spun along the axis described by the man's penis, increasing the man's sexual stimulation.
I went to Thailand, but forgot to get a basket job.
by Big Steve July 2, 2004
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basket shopper

looking at the male penis through clothing in a flirting way
your sister is the biggest basket shopper in town
by mr. squinter February 19, 2010
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Chili nut basket

Pitching chili nuts or peanuts (preferably the former, due to the resemblance to basket balls) into cleavages. The smaller the cleavage, the higher the score, plus extra score for long distance shots. Slam dunks also highly credible, but only for the brave.
Man, I sunk a nut in an A-cup when chili nut basketing at the party last night!
by Will and Jay September 30, 2006
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Easter Basket

The act of a man stretching ones own testicles and inserting them into his own anus. Then shitting them out much like the Famous Easter Bunny.
Larry’s girlfriend likes it when he gives her an Easter basket while she’s sucking it from the back.
by ZERO2HERO98 January 3, 2020
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basketball jones

A Basketball Jones is an obsession with the sport of basketball. Kids who play the game and only think of the world in terms of basketball and their potential success at it.
That's all he ever thinks about. He's got a Basketball Jones.
by Joe Neubarth January 21, 2005
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Horny nigga laundry basket

A black African american nigga who cant afford a male prostitute so he works at a laundry store so then he gets money and gets super horny and the male prostitute rubs his dick.
by Suckmyjuice69 February 14, 2019
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Basketball Hoe

A classless women who goes to any level of basketball game from High School to the NBA with the soul purpose of trying to screw one of the players.
"Did you see Lafaunda at that last game?"
"Ya, I think she went off with that nasty centre Jermichael to do him."
"What a nasty-ass Basketball Hoe!"
by DJ Optimus Pness June 10, 2013
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