Asspatch

A small cloth used for the wiping of smelly asses.
a) A host place for the abundant growth of asses.
b) A cut of leather or another select material designed for the covering of unaesthetically pleasing asses.

I hope that when you die, your corpse will provide for a lush and thriving asspatch.

by Nicole Chang 2 March 4, 2009

Asspect Ratio

The ratio of tits to ass on a woman, with the optimal ratio being 1/3 tits to 2/3 ass.

Brielle has a nice asspect ratio.

by Jack Jack Ganoush Monkey August 25, 2013

Assapanick

The term used by the local Powhatan tribe to define a flying squirrel.
Assapanick is a mother fucking flying squirrel.

John Rolfe: "ah man, last night was crazy! Pocahontas swallowed my nuts like an Assapanick !"

Ralph Hamor: "So what now?"

John Rolfe: "I'm gonna marry that bitch!"

by Str8ChevyChasin December 1, 2019

Assphobia

Fear of not being an asshole

Kelric has assphobia

by Alyssalou February 1, 2020

Assphyxiation

When a fart is so powerful and noxious it chokes someone or a group of people to death.

Herman, open the windows! I don't want to die of assphyxiation!!!

by petuniafish September 10, 2011

asspie

Someone or something that is either stupid or is really stupid.

What an asspie! I can't belive he ate that dead cat.

by Dr Barnyard J. Messiah May 9, 2003

asspensive

Something so ridiculously overpriced even rich people wouldn't pay for it.

$100 for a 4 GB USB drive with a piece of plastic attached to it? No thanks, that's too asspensive.

by rctdude3 February 14, 2012