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fighting about apples

Fighting with someone when you're not even sure what you're fighting about. As if the start of the fight was "you ate my apple and I don't even like apples!" Fighting just for the sake of fighting, with no actual point or objective.
Joe: What were you and Cindy fighting about last night?
Tom: I don't know, we were just fighting about apples.
by The Rue October 2, 2009
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Pop my applesauce

Intense sexual intercourse with the top of an apple sauce jar, which makes the incredibly orgasmic popping sound and gives you the feeling of popping a cherry
Steve is going to pop my applesauce tonight.
by Erasercapnow October 24, 2017
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Mott's Applesauce

Many know it as a classic snack or a delicious side to pork chops, but it was actually popularized as lube when it was discovered during the height of the Third Reich that Hitler used it to become to pussy destroyer we know today. He found it to be more efficient than your run-of-the-mill sexual lubricant.
Nazi Officer: "Furher! A large shipment of Mott's Applesauce has just arrived."
Hitler: "Das is gud. Just in time for the orgy!"
by pizzahut_somalia February 7, 2018
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Jazz my apples

To feel ready, hyped, or excited
I can’t wait for tonight, heard Mary is going to be there, she really jazz my apples.
by Speakachu805 August 18, 2018
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Bananas in her applesauce

Crazy; bonkers; wild and impulsive.
Did you hear that Mandy quit her job, sold all her stuff, and married a guy she met on tinder after knowing him for only two weeks??

Yeah man, homegirl's got bananas in her applesauce.
by Clark Marfington November 20, 2019
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laugh my apples off

Mom: "lmao" what does that mean
Kid: uhh... nothing mom it just means um... laugh my apples off!
by im in the ghetto ratatatouille February 19, 2020
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Feed 'em apples

Instead of getting your space ship shot down by some asshole, you crash it into the nearest building.
Watch this, i'm gonna feed 'em apples there, eh?
by AnOldRottenCunt September 28, 2020
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