wine pussy 

The female equivalent of Whiskey Dick.
The inability to climax or enjoy sex after consuming too much wine.

I'm sure I was fucking her right but she got wine pussy, nothing was going to work!

wine pussy by ebka July 2, 2009

Wine Nigger

Another name for an italian person.

- Are you going to watch Jersey Shore tonight?
- No, I would never spend time watching those wine niggers.

Wine Nigger by Pertle August 2, 2010

Wine Aunt

A woman who claims to be liberal and open minded, but it is authoritarian, judgmental, and prone to shutting out any opinion that differs than her worldview. Often, has no children or just one, but nevertheless adopts a matronly status because of the authority motherhood lends her voice.

Karen, the wine aunt, sipped her Merlot as she cussed out people as monsters for questioning the qualifications of her favorite Democratic politicians on Facebook. She then blocked them when they asked her to eleborate.

Wine Aunt by IronBear76 May 20, 2020

Wine wanker 

Somebody who drinks wine pretentiously in the company of others to show off their knowledge and try to make other people feel inferior.

It was really embarrassing seeing Declan complain about all the wines we drank just to get attention. What a wine wanker!

Wine wanker by Zed's dead baby October 15, 2011

wine bomb 

n. one part jagermeister mixed with three parts white wine, usually a chardonnay.

"oh my god, that tasted terrible and i think some of my brain just died."
"that's a wine bomb."

wine bomb by wasted youth January 2, 2009

Wine-Bottle Dick 

A penis whose base is exponentially larger than the tip. The Resulting shape is similar to that of the average bottle of wine sold at your local BevMo.

This type of penis is confusing for the female because at first the sensation of entry goes unnoticed.

Girl 1: "Wow, I just had my first wine-bottle dick!"

Girl 2: "Really!? What was it like?"

Girl 1: "Well, I was all like: 'Is it iN YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wine-Bottle Dick by Mimaloma November 20, 2010

wine bladder 

the condition resulting from the consumption of large quantities of wine causing the need for frequent urination.

Alex has terrible wine bladder this evening.

wine bladder by Travis, Alex, and John April 6, 2006