sheets to the wind

A scalar quantity to describe state of mind, preferably a state of drunkenness with 0 being the smallest possible quantity and 100 being at the top of the scale. Place your coinciding number in front of the phrase to illustrate how drunk you are.

Yo, I went to work 70 sheets to the wind and not only did they send me home but I got driven home.

by cl8on August 24, 2010

suck wind

In business, to perform very poorly.

The company's revenues are off 20%, profits are down 25%. They are really sucking wind.

by Krace November 16, 2004

Wind yer neck in

A beautiful Northern Irish expression used when a person is either talkin crap or boasting.

Guy: Yeah i got into the VIP room last night!
Me: Aye Wind yer neck in lawwd, I always get in!

Me: Thats nine GCSE's i got! Wooh!
My Da: Wind yer neck in love, bella got 11.

by MichelinMann October 16, 2008

windae licker

A Scottish colloquialism (used mainly in the West of Scotland) used to define someone of limited mental ability. This term seems to have superceded the colloquial term, mongol.

He/she eats lots of cocopops, so I think they're a windae licker.

by Singin' Ginger! June 10, 2009

Winded

Breathing hard, and having a shortness of breath after hitting a vape that contains a high nicotine content.

After hitting Brad’s Juul In Mr. Smith’s Class I was winded af.

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019

Golden Wind

1) When you fart while peeing
2) When you pee while farting

*farts while pissing* AHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE GOLDEN WIND

by HinokamiNut December 29, 2019

Gone with the wind

When someone/you silently disappear without anybody knowing where.

"Where has she gone?".
"She's gone with the wind"

by Independent-definer May 10, 2018