Widley

Widley is the northernmost suburb of Portsmouth England, located about 7 miles from the city centre, It is found to the north of Cosham, it is a Lower Middle Class and Far Less deprived than the rest of Portsmouth, it’s also where Portsmouth Ends and Waterlooville Starts.

"Roy Heather is from Widley"

by Paul Foxton September 22, 2021

Windersnapped

A word meaning you’re shocked like flabbergasted.

“I am absolutely windersnapped right now..”

by partyrockerdave February 26, 2022

winklegreff

a small ammount of *dirt* in a proximity or facinity of a clean and sterile environment another phrase for this could be a tad of greff.

Ryan: you have some winklegreff on your T-Shirt want me to remove it from your clothing items?
Gabe: uh uh ah ah. Bannana!!! WINKLEFUDGE!
Bernie: Gis Some scratchies no winkle greff on it tho g
Mchann: im fat
leon: all girls are the same, ill eats winklegreff

Calum: I have winkle greff on my gold bars, javier(butler) come clean it this instance.
Joe cullan: my toe is full of winklegreff.
ellison: JaEdEn!!! Clean your winkLegreff

Ben: Look at all this winklegreff on my brown carpet

by Ben Harris (greff) March 20, 2022

Winklehawk

The unfortunate side-effect of a night of passion, wherein a man discovers his urethra partially sealed and consequently pees all over the shower curtain.

I've gotta go clean my bathroom. Woke up with a winklehawk and...well, you know the rest.

by DaveInOCNJ December 10, 2022

Bum Winkle

frendly Slang for Anus.

Now then bum winkle, how ya doing

by Bobbymoore May 22, 2010

bothy windeys

getting a dealt a double six while playing dominos.

"Right then! who has the bothy windeys!!" - Said Patrick

"I do!" - Said David

by duckmandaryl March 14, 2013

Spilly Winkle

A British phrase used when a young lad masturbates and ejaculates into his hand, and tosses it into someone else's face.

Usually an insult, but can be used as a sign of affection on the oddest of people.

"Mrs. Steger," the lad says to their Latin teacher, "have you ever been spilly winkled?"

"You want to spilly winkle Her Majesty the Queen? Treason!"

by Rickuu April 29, 2013