Noob wednesday

The day when all the middle school/high school skiers and snowboarders show up to the ski mountain and put on a show for the rest of the mountaingoers. Flying down the mountain with their open jackets, crazy hats, and ALL rental equipment, watching them fall and eat shit is better than any Hollywood movie. Specific day may vary from mountain to mountain.

School announcements: "Today will be the first day of intramural skiing at Tussey Mountain. Buses will depart at 4:00 this afternoon."

Person who skis on a regular basis: "HELL YEAH! FIRST NOOB WEDNESDAY OF THE YEAR!!!!"

by 5k1 2 Th3 D@y 1 dI3 January 29, 2012

Weeping Wednesday

When someone is constantly depressed and bringing everyone down, there are days of the week to symbolize this depression. The main is Weeping Wednesday but the week also contains Sobbing Sunday, Moping Monday, Tearful Tuesday, Weeping Wednesday, Theatrical Thursday, Fuck you Friday, and Sad Saturday. Used to explain a Debbie Downer's week.

"Wow Brennan's crying again"
"Must be Weeping Wednesday"

by Sick of Weeping February 25, 2013

four weddings

A TLC television show that's about four brides getting married in which they pretend to like each other while attending and criticizing one another's weddings. At the end, they wait to see who won and probably attack the winner off camera.

I was watching Four Weddings last night. It's so obvious that they cannot stand each other.

by LarryFuckingStylinson January 26, 2014

red weddinged

When a favorite character from a show/series is suddenly killed unexpectedly, causing heartbreak and sorrow in all of the fans.

Hey dude did you see the show last night, you didn't? Ok I won't spoil anything but someone got red weddinged, I won't tell you who however

by Ladykilla June 3, 2014

fox wedding

A traditional Japanese way to describe a day that is rainy but that is sunny at the same time

WOW it is rainy but at the same time it is sunny! Who can believe that!?

That's rad bruh!

We call that kind of weather the fox wedding in japan.

by THE ALDENTE May 22, 2016

Redneck Wedding

A Redneck Wedding is a wedding that will typically happen in a backyard, or trailer park. You typically dress casually and BYOB. It’s the type of wedding you can sit back and relax, or play dizzybat.

Emma and Nathan are holding a redneck wedding!

by idkwhyiwrotethese July 31, 2018

californian wedding ring

A butthole, generally a dude's. Something not as tight as it could be.

Good thing it was a californian wedding ring or I'd rip the skin on Frank the meat tank.

by Peteygthing August 8, 2019