1-worder

a person who constantly texts you one word answer like if you say "how are you" they say "ok" or you ask "what are you doing?" and they say "nothing"

Deanna: Hey Chris
Chris: Hi
Deanna: How are you?
Chris: good
Deanna: oh thatz cool
Chris: yea
Deanna:how r u?
Chris: fine
Deanna: dude wutever you r such a 1-worder! i got other ppl tu txt. peace
Chris: bye

by mZ.dEaNnA-jAy<33 June 12, 2010

wordematician

One who is extremely adept at vocabulary, grammar, and the use of literary devices such as alliteration, onomatopoeia, and puns. They are ridiculously good at crossword puzzles and won't let their friends make grammatical mistakes without correcting them. Like mathematicians, but arguably dorkier. They are scientists of communication, researchers of discourse, and developers of wordology. Synonyms: Language Pimp, Grammasshole

Eddie's tongue speaks as golden sweet as honey from the comb; a wordematician if ever there was one.

by e-twizzle January 12, 2009

Worker's Chomp

When an employee abuses their lunch break and either uses the corporate card to pay, or takes extra time and later claims it was a business lunch.

You gotta love worker's chomp, today I was out from 11-3 while i told my boss i was meeting a client for lunch. to top it off, i paid for me and my mistress on the corporate card!

by itaub1 May 18, 2009

Worget

(V) When someone forgets a word they were going to say somewhere in a sentence and awkwardly cuts the sentence short, or ends the sentence with "yeah", ect...

"Hey dude, when's the party?"

"Later at 6 man, bring your girlfriend. Don't forget the drinks and...yeah"

"Dude...did you just Worget?

by Okey_y March 7, 2019

Worker's Constipation

What the term, "Worker's Compensation" is to Butt-Head on the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Work is Death".

{Burger World Manager}: Be careful in the kitchen, Burger world can not afford to pay out any more Worker's Compensation.

Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.

by Telephony July 20, 2020

last worder

A person who insists on having the last word in any conversation. Multiple Last Worders in any meeting can result in the meeting becoming an unproductive eye rolling snorefest.

Sue: I wish that Brian and Joe would stfu, I have work to do.

Bill: Good luck with that, battling Last Worders have no concept of time...

by mogly kingston June 8, 2014

dits maar hoe die wors buig

An afrikaans term used in a way to describe something for what it is while totally just accepting it and moving on.

Diffie "I think i might have locked myself out of the house"

Megan "dits maar hoe die wors buig"

by Diffie Diffirson September 26, 2020