Briefcase Wanker 

An insult commonly used against those who carry briefcases.

Bully: Look at that briefcase wanker!
Briefcase Wanker: Fuck off, faggot!

Briefcase Wanker by badboyCHANCE October 25, 2010

Wankerpedia 

Wankerpedia is an encyclopedia full of exclusionary editorial snobs. No matter how you propose information to these wankers, they deem it inappropriate or not worthy of their all might bank of knowledge. They moderate your content between strokes while they are simultaniously jacking off to Britney Spears videos.

That fuckin' Wankerpedia turned down my definition of a buttnugget. Stupid fags!

Wankerpedia by John the Kook February 9, 2009

Serial Wanker 

Someone that wanks way too often, the type that prefers the company of his/her hand over that of a man/woman.

The Serial Wanker can relief himself several times in one day and often does.

Terry is a serial wanker, he sits at his computer all day wanking and playing WoW

Serial Wanker by Mesie December 30, 2010

hefty wanker 

A 12 year old swag fag who vapes all the time and jacks off 2 times a day.

I saw John vaping yesterday and he said he just got done jacking off. What a hefty wanker.

hefty wanker by ButterboyOG October 2, 2015

Bloody Wanker

A person that is a total fucking ass hole or a phrase that is used when you fuck up.

1.That Bloody Wanker stole my wallet!

2. Bloody Wanker! I left my keys in the car!

Bloody Wanker by Bl00dy Wank3r May 3, 2018

Bag Wanker 

The person who is at the front of the queue for the ride, takes everybody's bags and puts them away and therefore, a wanker!

Luke Austyn you're at the front of the queue, BAG WANKER!
Austyn :(

Bag Wanker by EndlessDayz February 20, 2013

Wanker phone 

A mobile phone with many unnecessary features, usually used by businessmen, or wankers, also people who think they are cool, usually a sign of a small penis. Proper wanker phones will be operated by means of a stylus, or "wanker stick".

A blackberry, what a wanker phone.

Wanker phone by eltankos January 27, 2009